Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Roses are red, Violets are violet

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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