- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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