- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

WEED!

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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