- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The dewey decimal system

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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