- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Safe sex MR

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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