- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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