My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Today is March 22.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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