how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Sarah Palin

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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the WNBA

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Okay, after this one then...

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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