What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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I shot a bitch.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Agent 47.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Your existance.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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