Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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