knock knock no ones home

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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I like your hair

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What? Why?

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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