what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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