Casey Anthony kills a baby

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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