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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Where's the dick??? east

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

c:

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

82

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Where's the dick??? east

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...