What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Gangnam style

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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A person from Singapore eats

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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