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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.