Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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