- Anti Joke

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Justin Bieber.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face