When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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