- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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