what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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