Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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robin, get in the car.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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