You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I'm Batman.

The MLS

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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