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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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