This is an anti-anti-joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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