- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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