- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

AIDS.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Reverse psychology never fails.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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