- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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