A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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kill yourself

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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