- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

A man walks into a vagina

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Health food.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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