what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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