- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Youre mom is so dead...

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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