- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven