- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

mark is life

Obama getting elected in 2012.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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