- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's blue? The sky.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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