- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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