- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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