Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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