why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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