Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What happen? Idk...

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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