- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Charles Manson is innocent.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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