what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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