- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Knock knock

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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