- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

White men's rights

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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