Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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