Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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