- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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