- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what's worse then a blowjob?

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A man killed himself.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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