- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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