- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Smeg...

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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