A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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a woman votes!

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Carrot fingers

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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