- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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