Blake wilkeys hair style

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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