yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Black people.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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