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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Title IX

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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people magazine

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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