- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I need to start studying.

The WNBA.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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