- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Vagina.

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