- Anti Joke

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

what goes boo a sock

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead