- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Darude- Sandstorm

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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rocky is here again.......................

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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