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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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