- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

field day?

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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