- Anti Joke

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

This statement is false.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Shea's sty....

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Your mom is so old she died