Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

woman's lacrosse

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is the difference?

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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