What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hi

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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