- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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