what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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