- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

wanna here a joke? you.

ever tried african food? they neither

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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