- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

when debbie meets downer

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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