Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Feminism

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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