Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

What did the teacher do? He taught.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Anti Joke

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