- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.