- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Knock knock Go away

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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