knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Anyone can post anything.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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