- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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