- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer